Holy Spirit? Oh God...
moving on to more important things
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Well, I don't know about the Holy Spirit. I like Jim Bean and Laphroigh though...
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------I prefer Johnny Walker. By the way what is Laphroigh?
Laphroigh is a very fine single malt Scotch with a VERY smoky flavor.
It's more than I can handle, but that's just me - I never felt I had a personal relationship with that particular Holy Spirit.
...by the way, what's the Holy Spirit's name? Casper?
No, that would be the Friendly Spirit...
How many Holy Spirits are there? What is the limit of their miraculous power? Can the Holy Spirit do things that, oh, say Benny Hinn can't do? Why does the Holy Spirit waste his/her/its time with trivial matters when there are people who need limbs and organs restored? Where is the Holy Spirit when a person is dying of cancer or blood loss?
"I'm so special the Holy Spirit does my nails each week."
Sheeeeesh!